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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

i feel sooooooo bored!!!!!!!!!!!! argh!!!! y am i doing the same repetitive things over n over n over again EVERY SINGLE DAY???!!! i think i shall just die from boredom. the thing is: IF i DO die from boredom, prob no one will ever find out la. except maybe nikki. but the thing is we're BOTH dying from boredom. if we do, probably no one will ever find us till we're half eaten by wild (i'm tempted to say DOGS, but realistically speaking, POSSUMS are a greater possibility) possums n our "dear" aussie neighbours start to notice a strange n pungent smell start drifting out of our house. then the police will come n the CSI team will probably find the crime scene unlike anything they've ever seen before. we'll prob be slouched over our couch, with our lappies on our laps, fingers still on the keyboard, cobwebs all over our bones, eyes still open, staring at the eerie glare of our lappie screens. cause of death will most likely be chronic shutdown episodes of our central nervous system activity, resulting in shortness of breath, which then led to us aspirating on our own saliva on a long term basis. this inadvertently led to pneumonia and thus our sad deaths. wat a great plot. i shld send it to CSI / CSI Miami / CSI New York to see if they'll actually do an episode on it. R-I-G-H-T......

wth am i typing?? omg... if you have ANY doubts as to the degree of boredom i'm finding myself in, this post shld clarify the severity of my boredom clearly. as clear as a crystal. pui.

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**jojo is still pouting @ |8:55 PM|** 0 kisses on my head|

Friday, September 08, 2006

How to lose a brain by SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD TOO MANY TIMES in 10 days

1. Use lightbulbs that fuse once every 2 weeks or so.
2. Choose a landlady who does not have extra lightbulbs, so that you have to rotate ONE lightbulb between your kitchen and your living room.
3. Choose a lightbulb which is soooooo DIM that you cannot see wth you are writing, and discourages you from doing ANY work at all.
4. Choose a school that keeps its OT assessment kits in the library, which can be borrowed out for 3 hours only.
5. Make your school library has a really sucky librarian system, in which the librarians do NOT know each other and have no idea whatsoever where each other is.
6. Make sure the librarian who attends to you has LIMITED spelling skills, leading to the inability to do a keyword search properly.
7. Make sure the librarian who attends to you has postage stamps stuck all over his/her eyes so that he/she is unable to find the assessment kit you are looking for in the assessment kit storage room.
8. Make sure the library refuses to loan you an assessment kit with the stupid reason being: "the assessment kit box is tooooo BIG, so it's NOT for loan"
9. Choose to live in a house with minimal security so that potential housebreakers can enter just by throwing a stone through the glass.
10. Make sure you stay next door to a couple of idiotic Aussie guys so that they can get drunk every now and then and scare you shitless by banging and yelling: "OPEN THE F**KING DOOR!!!" @ 3am in the morning.

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**jojo is still pouting @ |11:16 AM|** 0 kisses on my head|

Friday, September 01, 2006

as promised... here's the 2nd instalment... heh. as all of ya can see, really enjoying life down here ah... slacking, watching hk dramas and downloaded movies/cartoons (and korean dramas soon!! when my parcel gets here..hee.), knitting scarves (i finished my first scarf ever!! it's GREEN!!! ahaha...), eating, sleeping, discovering my hidden talent for drawing cartoons, and of cos my NOT so hidden talent for changing blogskins... wahaha... this is life man!! heh... of cos a little studying here n there neva did anyone any harm... heh. hope y'all enjoy this!!

Princess Ep. 2

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**jojo is still pouting @ |3:44 PM|** 0 kisses on my head|

me me!

# jojo the great
# 27 Oct 1984
# 22 birthdays
# my hometown

# but currently in melbourne~!!
# reading: The Cold Moon
# mood :

i want...

:: my moomoo!! ::
:: honours!! ::
:: home!! ::
:: lose my FATS!! ::
:: shopping!! ::

likes

. the moomoo . peanut n butter~!! . food!! . kinder buenos . mysteries . laziness n procrastination . teevee . gossip . bubbles~!! . sparklers~!! . swimming . hyun bin . badminton . crapping . movies . friends . family . my hp . mp3s . $$$$$ . being lame . changing hairstyles (for betta or worse) . karaokeee . gg to exotic destinations . cooking sometimes . doing stupid things now n den . laughing @ the stupid things i do . being happy . other pple being happy . having a brain . my course of study (i luv it to a certain extent) . pple hu appreciate me . doing WATEVA i want n WHENEVER i want . korean dramas . n last but not least: ME!!! .

hates

. any creature with 6 or more legs . smoking . guys wif long hair . pple hu r not "automatic" . pple hu nag too much . spring cleaning . any other kind of cleaning . gg to the WET market . kan cheong spiders . pple hu stress me . not living up to expectations . FATS . anything tt bites, drools or vomits (incl. babies in drool/vomit situations) . not being understood . MYSELF (@ times) . crappy romance novels tt idealise couple love (i'm cynical) . being ignored . mugging for exams . anything i find disgusting . perfectionists (pple hu r obssessed wif QC) . being forced to do things .