Based on the study done on 9 January 2006, the following is the statistical values of how people rate their own stupidity. 1 respondent was invited to participate in this single subject study. Informed consent was obtained from the respondent and respondent confidentiality was assured before carrying out the following study . This study is a quantitative research done over a duration of 10 minutes. It was conducted in the home of the respondent, in the morning before the respondent left for school. The study consists of the respondent making two sandwiches using bread, cheese and a rectangular tin of luncheon meat. The results are as follows:
No. of slices of bread: 3
No. of slices of cheese: 1
No. of tins of luncheon meat: 1
No. of times respondent tried to open tin of luncheon meat: 1/2
(Researcher's note: tin was of the "turning key" kind and the metal broke halfway during the opening of the tin due to respondent's incompetence.)
No. of times respondent thought of using can opener to finish opening tin: 2
(Researcher's note: But respondent decided that can opener CANNOT open RECTANGULAR tins.)
No. of times respondent thought of using BARE HANDS to try to pry tin open: 5
No. of times respondent ACTUALLY DID try to pry tin open using BARE HANDS: 5
No. of times respondent got "TINY PAPER CUTS" by the tin in BOTH hands: 8
No. of times respondent attacked tin with a KNIFE: 3
No. of times respondent attacked tin with a RICE LADLE: 1
No. of times respondent decided to scoop luncheon meat out of tin with spoon: 1
No. of scoops required to empty tin of luncheon meat: 6
No. of times respondent thought scooped luncheon meat looked like DOG FOOD: 9
No. of sandwiches made FINALLY: 2
No. of times respondent felt UTTERLY STUPID, IDIOTIC and MORONIC all at the same time: 1 billion
This study has concluded that the average human being thinks that he/she is stupid for more then 1 billion times a day. Research has shown that excessive thoughts of stupidity has detrimental effects on an individual's overall mental and physical well-being, and may eventually result in negative effects in long-term. However, this study has a small sample size of only 1 subject, and further studies involving larger sample sizes are necessary in order to support generalization of the above results to the global population.
am currently in NYP com lab, Superego is attempting bravely to reassert its authority n get some work done in 2 hrs by researching on some online journals. despite de perservering efforts of Superego n de promise of nice wedges n bubble tea fr south cateen in 10mins time as a reward for my hard work, stupid things tt i did while saving de online journals (saved de BRIEF citations instead of de full PDF files... gggrrrrr...) has resulted in Id rearing its ugly (yet Id can be beautiful at times... heh... )head again. as u readers can witness de fact tt i've given up researching n am happily blogging now. oh no! y am i not feeling de stress of dis sem yet??? so many of my classmates seem to be researching n meeting up for fyp n borrowing lib books n reserving lib books (except u n me ser... ahaha), but wat am i doing? happily slacking away... totally have no sense of worry over my assignments n fyp!! wow! is dis normal? somehow i dun tink so. but den again, my brain was neva really normal... heh... for some reason, Ego seems to be MIA... de odds r weighing heavily against Superego.
Thank you for tuning in to the Blah 84 FM Jojo Personality League (JPL) Updates. Following an eventful and exhiliarating 1st wk of the "Return to School" season, let's take a look at how the JPL has been faring! And here are the latest scores:
Round 1: Shoppinmania
Superego vs Id - 0 : 1
Round 2: Cafe Rendevous
Superego vs Id - 0 : 1
Round 3: Dim Sum Bliss
Superego vs Id: 0 : 1
Id is in the leading position for now with 3 wins over Superego! But the battle is only beginning! Stay tuned for further updates of the clash of the personalities! Will Id continue in its victory spree and strengthen its claim to this season's championship? Or will Superego, the underdog, learn from its mistakes and make a spectacular comeback? All these and more when we return to the JPL Updates on Blah 84 FM!
Found out about my astrological personality inclinations on ser's website (http://my8s.astrology.com/scripts/runisa.dll?AO.18088246:FREEPERSONAL:766274487.994) n here's my personal profile!
"Section 1: How You Approach Life and How You Appear To Others
You are a gentle, sensitive person with a deep understanding of people and a very tolerant, accepting, nonjudgmental approach towards life. In a noisy, competitive atmosphere you are often receding and withdrawn for you are not an aggressive, forceful person, and you intensely dislike conflict. In fact you tend to be somewhat passive, to wait, watch, observe, feel and know much - but to act little. Letting things resolve or work themselves out in their own way, rather than directing or forcing your will upon them, is often your way of dealing with problems.
Section 2: The Inner You: Your Real Motivation
Quiet, deep, emotionally complex and intensely private, you are not a person who is easy to get to know and understand. You are extremely sensitive but disinclined to show it, and you allow only a special few into your inner world. Like a wary animal, you are cautious and mistrustful of those you do not know until you "sniff them out". You are very, very instinctive and intuitive. You usually have a strong, immediate gut reaction to people, even though you may be unable to clearly articulate why you feel as you do. Your feelings and perceptions go deeper than words."
Actually find tt quite accurate! haha... altho it seems a direct contrast to wat other pple usually see in me, it's actually quite true! realised tt i'm quite a good "actor" in covering up my inner feelings. heh! dun tink anyone really saw me angry b4... hmm... maybe i shld start throwing tempers now n den... hiakz... oh well! i always tink it's no point showing pple tt u're angry, as if it's gonna help make matters better. luckily my grps of frens haf always been sweet n supportive!! feel really blessed to haf such gd frens! shall use dis opportunity to thank all of ya! muackz!
it's also true tt i'm quite wary n mistrustful twds strangers. heh... my private matters r MY private matters thank you very much! as such, i seldom divulge anything tt i dun want others to know. hmm... i'm quite good at keeping secrets actually! heh... an example wld be today! when xj, eliz n ser finally managed to pry de identity of my ex-crush fr my lips! after 1 whole year of dunno-who-he-is! wahaha... tt shows tt i quote " allow only a special few into your inner world" unquote. oh no! sounds like i haf problems with the "intimacy vs isolation" stage of Erikson's psychosocial stages! wonder how i shall EVER marry. ahaha...
anyway, am feeling exhilarated today cos start of sch = seeing all my frens again n had a fun time during HB's class! ahaha... despite his attempts to "drive fear into us" by giving us tt 3-page 45-minute test, all he did was make us laugh n go "high" trying to GUESS de ans to his ques... wat a riot it was! tink we giggled like nobody's biz wor! tink de best was "Define TACHYPNEA." our ans? we broke up de word to derive it's medical definition: tachy=fast; pnea=stop breathing. hence, ans= breathe v fast n den stop breathing! ahaha... tink tt was de best ans man! in de end, was fel hu was so smart to guess tt it means "shallow and fast breathing" u go girl! n joy of joys!! i finally bought my shoes!! woohoo! de receipt describes it as "peep toe black pumps"! go figure! n it looks quite retro... ahaha... playing badminton tmr! can't wait! Superego vs Id: Round 1 - Id WINS!!!
Last words: btw, anyone wanna watch any movie jio me k... so long since i indulged in big-screen delights!!
SUPEREGO "I'm always RIGHT." (highest moral centre of my brain):
This is an important announcement. School will start precisely at 14 00 tomorrow, 3 January 2006. I am to stop pursuing my current decadent and idle lifestyle, and focus all my attention and energy on schoolwork. That means no more late night tv and online espionage, no more wasting precious minutes of my worthless and insignificant existence on trivial issues such as socializing, retail therapy and brainless leisure pursuits. In other words, the words "social life" will not be found in my dictionary. My whole world will revolve around school and schoolwork only. All available time will be dedicated to the greater glory of my academical endeavours. That means I shall gradually, but surely venture into the world of NERDISSISM, and woe befall on those who try to tempt me off the path to intellectual enlightenment! Evildoers and partyers bewarned!
ID "i wanna play!" (highest play centre of my brain):
AAAHHH.... SHUDDUP! party pooper! *hic* i shall play all i want n there's nothin u can do 2 stop me! neh neh neh neh neh... :P wahaha... *hic* hu cares abt sch?? life is short! so we shld all PLAY while we still can! woohoo!! *hic* i'm gonna party! i'm gonna party! lalalalala.... *hic* 'tis de season 2 be jolly! falalalalalalalala!!!! studying is for nerds n geeks!! NOT ME!! *hic* hu's de king (oops! my mean QUEEN) of de world??!!! *hic* ME!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!! *hic* YEAH BABY!!!!!! *sinks into oblivion*
EGO "Superego vs Id = Equilibrium" (balance and control centre of my brain):
Now, now, children. If you want to play together, you must learn to SHARE...
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