How to lose a brain by SLAPPING YOUR FOREHEAD TOO MANY TIMES in 10 days
1. Use lightbulbs that fuse once every 2 weeks or so.
2. Choose a landlady who does not have extra lightbulbs, so that you have to rotate ONE lightbulb between your kitchen and your living room.
3. Choose a lightbulb which is soooooo DIM that you cannot see wth you are writing, and discourages you from doing ANY work at all.
4. Choose a school that keeps its OT assessment kits in the library, which can be borrowed out for 3 hours only.
5. Make your school library has a really sucky librarian system, in which the librarians do NOT know each other and have no idea whatsoever where each other is.
6. Make sure the librarian who attends to you has LIMITED spelling skills, leading to the inability to do a keyword search properly.
7. Make sure the librarian who attends to you has postage stamps stuck all over his/her eyes so that he/she is unable to find the assessment kit you are looking for in the assessment kit storage room.
8. Make sure the library refuses to loan you an assessment kit with the stupid reason being: "the assessment kit box is tooooo BIG, so it's NOT for loan"
9. Choose to live in a house with minimal security so that potential housebreakers can enter just by throwing a stone through the glass.
10. Make sure you stay next door to a couple of idiotic Aussie guys so that they can get drunk every now and then and scare you shitless by banging and yelling: "OPEN THE F**KING DOOR!!!" @ 3am in the morning.
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