Sunday, February 27, 2005

my house is HAUNTED~!!! SCARY......

2.03am 24.02.2005

juz finished my report... whew!! FINALLY i can rest after 3 nights of OT... *climb into my warm and soft bed, head hits de pillow* AAAHHHH... *closes eyes gratefully*

2.10am

y am i still awake?? argh!! i'm damn tired... sleep! dammit! SLEEP!! *another adrenaline rush to brain* argh!! shit! i gotta wake up at 7am n my brain's not responding to my urgent calls for sleep... haiz... wat 2 do wat 2 do... *hums along wif music in de radio* hmm... wat shld i wear tmr? gg 4 dinner wif gang... shld wear nicer, last chance b4 attachment starts next wk... lessee... black kitted top over black spag wif jeans? sounds gd... shoes, hmm... shoes... black wedges? can, but not v nice... black boots? great! oh shit! de heel juz came off de right boot... shld i go repair it? angel: NO! SLEEP! devil: but i CAN'T get 2 sleep... how hard can glueing a heelbe nway? it'll be done in 5 mins n i can sleep all i wan den... angel: but u haf classes at 9 tmr! u hafta wake up at 7! tt's less than 5 hrs fr now! devil: ah SHUDDUP! *conks angel on de head, angel sinks into oblivion...*

2.12am

stupid shoe... stick!! argh... i can't get to de front of de shoe where de split is... *pulls shoe a bit 2 reach in wif superglue* *RRIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!* SHIT! now de split's even bigger... GREAT! Well done joanna!! *rolls eyes as sweat starts 2 form on my upper lip and de back of my neck* damn, i feel like cutting off my hair! so damn hot!

2.20am
THERE! FINALLY it's done! *returns glue to cupboard* *SLAM* ooopps! closed de drawer too hard... *switches lights of living room off* *enters room, switches room light off, sits on bed* *CREAK* *stares at de door, horrified as it swings open slowly n a black figure creeps in* AARRGGH!! GHOST!!!!!! MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED!!! PLS DUN KILL ME!! wait a minute! de ghost looks familiar... "aarrggh! MUMMY!! y u suddenly open de door!! i tot u're a ghost!! scare me!" "wah! u scared me too!! y u sit on de bed liddat? i tot y got person sitting on ur bed at 2am!" "aiyah! i juz cum in mah... was going 2 lie down n sleep le... y u suddenly cum in??" "i was in de toilet juz now... got stomachache lar... den suddenly heard a "bong" in de living room... i tot got robber or something, so cum out n check lor... den no one in living room, so i juz decided 2 cum in ur room n see see lor... hu knows suddenly see a person sitting on ur bed?! scare me oso..." *huge laughter breaks out* whew! *a delightful conversation thus ensued, topics covered include my mom's new nightmare b4 she had 2 go toilet; y i slept so late, i shldn't sleep so late... see! ur black rings cum out le!; my mom trying to learn eng. thr some quote"stupid n useless"unquote phonics vcd, y u sleep so late, see! ur black rings cum out le!; wat time u waking up tmr? 7 ah?! aiyoh! hurry up sleep!; y ur report muz type so long; sunday go up auntie's house ah; y u sleep so late, see! ur black rings cum out le; n finally, u're gg ttsh next wk rite? u ask them ah... if i wanna remove my wrinkles ah, go skin dept or plastic surgery? of cos plastic surgery lar!! y? u wanna go 4 botox ah? it's poisonous leh!! haiyoh, how can u poison urself... aiyah... u see my wrinkles so many... it's natural wad!! it's de natural process of GROWING OLD... aiyah u juz help me ask lar! told u plastic surg le... not necessary hor... skin dept sometimes oso got do wrinkles one......................................

3.00am

*opens eyes* eh!! where's mummy?? she left le? wah... how cum i din even noe she left? really move like ghost leh... *eerie feeling* SLEEP!! *gratefully closes eyes n drifts into oblivion* SNOREZZZZZZZZ...........


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3 Comments:

Blogger .::.dor.::. said at 5:01 PM

buahahaha!!! *laugh til tear* its more funny reading it frm ur blog den when u say it.. more details mah hahax.

dun get adrenaline rush tonite hor... muz slp early for clinicals tml! *winkz*

take care, and see u on wed!

 
Anonymous Anonymous said at 7:00 PM

Hahahax... Tink ur mummy q cute leh... Hahax... Anyway, tink skin dept haf botox leh... Unless ur mummy wan zheng rong... Else tink skin dept enuff le... Hahax... Tink so lahx... But u can still check it out 4 her... Hahax... Tel me who ur clinician is 2ml k... I'll pester u 2 tell me one... I wanan complain.. Hope i'll c u online...

 
Anonymous Anonymous said at 7:08 PM

hahaha agree with dor, reading more funny than listening coz got details plus flow of story. my reactions ranged from "wat a vainpot.." to " nice mother-daughter talk, or rather, interestingly funny" hehe

Hey u guys going back on wed?! go n attend the presentation with me!!!!! (dun wanna be allll BY MYself)

lonely queen

 
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likes
. the moomoo . peanut n butter~!! . food!! . kinder buenos . mysteries . laziness n procrastination . teevee . gossip . bubbles~!! . sparklers~!! . swimming . hyun bin . badminton . crapping . movies . friends . family . my hp . mp3s . $$$$$ . being lame . changing hairstyles (for betta or worse) . karaokeee . gg to exotic destinations . cooking sometimes . doing stupid things now n den . laughing @ the stupid things i do . being happy . other pple being happy . having a brain . my course of study (i luv it to a certain extent) . pple hu appreciate me . doing WATEVA i want n WHENEVER i want . korean dramas . n last but not least: ME!!! .

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. any creature with 6 or more legs . smoking . guys wif long hair . pple hu r not "automatic" . pple hu nag too much . spring cleaning . any other kind of cleaning . gg to the WET market . kan cheong spiders . pple hu stress me . not living up to expectations . FATS . anything tt bites, drools or vomits (incl. babies in drool/vomit situations) . not being understood . MYSELF (@ times) . crappy romance novels tt idealise couple love (i'm cynical) . being ignored . mugging for exams . anything i find disgusting . perfectionists (pple hu r obssessed wif QC) . being forced to do things .

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