Tuesday, January 04, 2005
me, myself n stupidity
had a conversation wif my classmate today which showed off my stupidity n ignorance... haiz... we're having a cooking session tmr n my grp pple were in charge of cooking instant noodles wif crabsticks n egg... one of de grp members is a muslim, so muz make sure tt all de food r halal... so here i am, wif IDIOT written all over my face... *in order to protect the privacy of the persons implicated, all names have been changed*
jojo: fifi!! so de cooking tmr how? r all instant noodles halal?
fifi: not all, but mostly lar... like maggi...
jojo: orh... kokka??
fifi: kokka shld be halal lar...
jojo: ok! den i can bring my own noodles tmr... wat abt crabsticks?
fifi: i got crabsticks at home, so i'll bring a whole pack lar, den we share...
jojo: k! den eggs how? u bring 4 eggs ah? i dunno where to get halal eggs leh... *blur like sotong lar*
fifi: *eyes big big* har?! eggs? any eggs can lar
jojo: but muz be eggs cuming fr a halal chicken rite? otherwise u cannot eat wad
fifi: eggs got no halal or non-halal one... all de same
jojo: izzit??!! *incredulous* but halal chicken den can lay halal eggs mah!
fifi: *trying hard not 2 giggle but failing* er... chickens only becum halal AFTER they die?
jojo: *i'mastupididiot.i'mastupididiot.* oh. er... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... i din noe tt... *sheepish*
(background laughter goes into a crescendo...)
n it juz so happens tt my lecturer was walking rite behind us n overheard EVERYTHING... oh well... at least i provided SOME entertainment for my lecturer... even I find myself amusing...
am wondering y i get myself into stupid scrapes all de time? was having groupwork module yesterday, n me n dor paired up 2 intro ourselves 2 each other, den we're supposed 2 tell our grp 4 things abt de opp partner... so dor's supposed 2 tell them abt me, n i tell them abt her... n so happens AGAIN tt my lecturer was in our grp... n so de discussion began... other couples intro'd abt their add, family, pets, fav food, but me n dor got some pretty stupid ideas abt intros... instead of discussing those NORMAL topics mentioned above, we started saying things like... "joanna's nail art r stick-ons, not painted" "dor's jeans r always too long for her n she hates rain cos de jeans r too long n they get wet" "joanna overnited at her fren's house on new yr's eve n was reading a storybk when de clock struck 12" "dor dyed n permed her hair rite on de last day of clinicals" etc... u get de pict... n our lecturer "conveniently" mentioned tt we remind her of BIMBOS... suddenly i feel like an airhead dumb blonde... omg, n in de short space of 30mins, we gained a new reputation 4 ourselves... wow!!! bimbos indeed... too bad i lack de LOOKS n de BOOBS. =P
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**jojo is still pouting @
|10:47 PM|
2 Comments:
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Anonymous said at 4:04 PM
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Anonymous said at 7:48 PM
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Post a Commentwahahahahahahah! bimbo with a capital B! heh
-gf fren-
unfortunately i share ur stupidity...haha...but i would like to think of it as a learning experience...=)
OBJECTION! i have to disagree with u... u do not lack any BOOBs or LOOKs... n u r hiao2 enough... i definitely think u are bimbo material *grinz*
queenie dearie
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